Weekend at Fermi's
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likeso: It sure is a good thing you’re not telling me about this.
sassafrassassin: yep
likeso: Or else I might accidentally become aware of it.
sassafrassassin: can’t be too careful

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sassafrassassin: man africa’s not africa because of africans
sassafrassassin: that’s just what happens when a small group of people on another goddamn continent arbitrarily divide you up like pieces of a giant natural resource filled birthday cake
sassafrassassin: if our great great grandcousins or whatever had just left africa alone we’d all be driving nigerian hovercars by now
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xXphyscopathXx: this is either great or sad and i don’t know which????
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sassafrassassin: so how’s cafe sex guy
mattachine_gun: Still ridiculously hot.

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likeso: Rahxephon’s a lot like Evangelion.
likeso: That’s why it’s the best mecha anime that’s not Evangelion.
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sassafrassassin: now i’m not usually interested in dragon vaginas
sassafrassassin: but that is a very well drawn dragon vagina
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the_incredulous_hulk: seems like aliens are still the #1 hot topic these days
the_incredulous_hulk: and of course, living kinda sorta almost near dugway, everybody is a little extra freaked out
xXphyscopathXx: dugway??

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sassafrassassin: thought you might get a kick out of this
sassafrassassin: http://youtu.be/LF8GLysjoa4
xXphyscopathXx: ewww why is she pooping on that? :/
sassafrassassin: what the fuck the video i gave you doesn’t have any shit in it
xXphyscopathXx: oh oops!
xXphyscopathXx: that was from another tab ahahaahahah! XD
sassafrassassin: the fuck is going on in your other tabs
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sassafrassassin: is your school making you guys do that health exam that is totally a health exam and in no way related to any efforts to snoop out aliens
likeso: No.
likeso: Perk of going to a private school #375.
sassafrassassin: you wealthy bastard

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A special Valentine's Day message from Jim:
sassafrassassin: roses are red
sassafrassassin: violets are blue
sassafrassassin: i’m shit at rhyming
sassafrassassin: go eat some fucking candy